"Son, go to the shop and buy one milk bottle, also, if there are eggs, buy 12" Says the mother. So the son goes to the shop and returns with twelve bottles of milk. The surprised mother asks:
"Why in the world did you bring 12 bottles!?"
"Because there were Eggs"
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