Q. What time is it when a VW fails its emissions test?
A. Time for a new CEO.
Q. How many VW mechanic...
Programming Jokes
A programmer had a problem...
A programmer had a problem. He thought “I know,...
A programmer's wife sends him to the store for a loaf of bread.
On his way out she adds, "and if they have eggs...
what does a programmer and a photo have in common?
They develop better in the dark
I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy.
I've gotta say, I loved his bits.
What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?
They both work on crowded platforms.
A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping.
Wife: “Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery s...
hokey pokey
The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack ove...
"What's your job?"
"What's your job?"
Programming.
"What's you...
The wife of a programmer tells him..
"Honey, would you please go to the store and ge...
Long Distance flight
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next t...
Once you stop doing functional programming...
You never return
Best Computer Science Joke!
A man and woman are in a computer programming l...
A programmer is working on a convenience store cash register...
A programmer is working on the software for a c...
Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends.
My phone is broken, please send me message on m...
How manly is your programming language?
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Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language?
It has no class.
Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?
Because he only had Forints!
Thank you thank y...
Reading between the lines.
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can alway...
[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown?
Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
Three friends were programming...
The first friend said "Hey, i'm going to Apple'...
AI: Rise and Fall
So a programming team developed true AI capable...
My programmer friend just had a baby;
To surprise his wife, he went out and bough...
A programmer’s wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen.
The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves o...