A programmer and a software engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight...
The programmer leans over to the software engin...
Programming Jokes
Programming in the Cold War
In the 1960's the KGB was very interested in le...
A man is looking for a job.
A man is looking for a job to become a smartpho...
Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?
He thought it would help him with his hit detec...
Thoughts from a Computer Programmer
I have written a good number of applications in...
A programmer heads to the shops
His wife says "grab a loaf of bread and if they...
A programming joke
There are three hard problems in computer concu...
Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Why was the computer programmer single?
Because he couldn't commit.
A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery
She says "Get a gallon of milk. If they have eg...
Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?
Because they'll always let friends access their...
A programmer orders 0 drink from the bar.
Only when his friend comes in and he orders for...
I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books...
...but the ascii price was way too high.
I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course.
He offered to give me some pointers.
A computer programmer was sitting at home with his wife.
He takes a cigarette out of his pocket, lights ...
A Software Programmer is going to the store.....
His wife says "get a loaf of bread, and if they...
The Programming Language Competition (OC)
The programming languages are in a competition ...
Programming during the Cold War
In the 1960's the KGB was very interested i...
Why did the computer split up with the programming language.
Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!
A programmers wife tells him...
A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store ...
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Programming Job
I wanted to give you some C++ pointers but I w...