A programmer went to go grocery shopping.
A programmer went to go grocery shopping. He ca...
Programming Jokes
The two hardest things in programming?
Naming things, caching things and off-by-one er...
A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified...
He demands, "Are you suggesting women are primi...
Two most important rules of programming
1. Avoid repetitions
2. Avoid repetitions
As the programmer was going to the store his wife called out
We need a quart of milk and if they have eggs b...
If you have a daughter, let her marry a programmer.
They are men with codes.
My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project
He gave me a C++!
Uncle Asks You for Help Recovering Lost Facebook Password
okay so one day your uncle calls you because he...
A wife sends her programmer husband to the grocery store for a loaf of bread...
On his way out she says "and if they have eggs,...
What do you call a short Native American programmer?
A Little Endian
-I'll get the door.
Why did Johnny fail his programming class?
His mom kept telling him to do his homework, "N...
Did you hear what happened to the computer programmer?
His wife told him, "while you are out, buy some...
Why did the programmer put on his glasses?
So he could C#.
a programmer walks into a bar and says "hello world"
the bartender promptly throws all the programme...
Why are blind people bad at programming?
Because they can't C
What do AIDS and programmer jokes have in common?
Only programmers get them.
Switched Inputs
For a computer programming class, I sat directl...
I see ISIS is finally practicing Structured Programming.
They're eliminating GOTOs.
2 programmers are sitting next to each other in an office.
The first programmer says to the other programm...