Plant Jokes

Plant Jokes

Apple


IF YOU HAVE 3 APPLES AND TAKE 2 THEN HOW MANY ...

Forgetful Minds


A couple has been married for 50 years. One da...

Titanic vs Clinton


Titanic vs. Clinton (some amazing similarities...

Shopping for a Weddi


The Mother and daughter were shopping for the ...

Adam and Eve


Why did Adam and Eve eat the apple of knowledg...

You might be a Redneck JEDI if...


You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
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The Divorce...


A man was summoned to court for punching his l...

Titanic VS Clinton


Titanic vs. Clinton (some amazing similarities...

You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...


� You have ever heard the phrase, "May the for...

Cherry


Q: Whats the difference between a woman on the...

Funny Signs


Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." ...

Weterbed


What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?


A c...

The Cost of Christmas


The cost for all the presents in ''The Twelve ...

BLOND


There was some people an a plane and they thre...

The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas...


On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...

Taking the Genera's Temprature


The general was confined to the military hospi...

Honeybees


Two bees meet at a local rosebush.First Bee: ...

Stoopit Pickup Lines


1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the...

Top 10 Signs your cat has learned your Internet Password


Top Ten Signs your cat has learned your Intern...

True Lawyer Statements


Amazing and true lawyer statements.
Lawyers t...

Student Bloopers


This is a compilation of actual student bloope...

The General's Temperature


The general was confined to the military hospi...

The Top 15 Ben & Jenny's Ice Cream Flavors


15> Vanilla Caramel Split


14> Slight P...

Funny Conversations


BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
G...