A couple has been married for 50 years. One day they went to a doctor because
they recently had been forgetting things and they were afraid that they would
leave the stove on. The doctor said, �There is no way medically, but you could
always write notes to help you remember things.�
That night, as the wife was getting up, her husband asked what she was doing.
She replied, �I was just going to make some ice cream.� The husband insisted
that he would make it. As he was walking into the kitchen, she called out, �WITH
A CHERRY ON TOP!�
�Okay dear,� he replied.
�And sprinkles too!�
�Okay dear.�
From the kitchen came sounds of banging pots and pans and nearly twenty
minutes later he came back into the room with bacon and eggs. The wife said �So?
Where's the toast?�
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