Top Ten Signs your cat has learned your Internet Password:10) E-Mail flames from some guy names "Fluffy."9) Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.8) You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like .7) Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/6) Your mouse has teeth marks in it.... And a strange aroma of tuna.5) Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of"CyberDog."4) Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.3) You keep finding new software around your house like "CatinTax" and"WarCat II."2) On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.1) Little Kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post
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