Plant Jokes

Plant Jokes

What's worse?


Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your app...

End of the World Reports


When the end of the world arrives how will the...

The Top 16 Tim McVeigh Last Request Ice Cream Flavors


16> Angry White Chocolate


15> Ruby Rid...

New Elements for the Periodic Table


In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked...

After the birth of their 10th child, an Arkansas...


After the birth of their 10th child, an Arkans...

I'll use my Seeing Eye dog


There was once a man from the city who was vis...

Three Envelopes


A bright young executive had just been hired a...

Easy Ways to Say No


I'd love to, but...


1 I have to floss my cat...

Computer Terms


486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC...

New Policy


Effective immediately, the following economizi...

Q: How many Apple and


Q: How many Apple and IBM nuts does it take to...

Silly stocks


Todays Stock Market Report:


Helium was up.
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The 5 Questions Most Feared by Men


1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you lov...

Rosebuds and Hanging Baskets


A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for h...

Elephant Riddles One


Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine...

Single Black Female


This has to be one of the best singles ads eve...

Knock Knock 35


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry!
Cherry who...

Redneck Birth Control


After having their 11th child, a Kentucky coup...

Redneck quickies 27


You might be a rednack if...Your wife gets a h...

Drum joke


Looking to buyA man walks into a shop. "You g...

Memory school


Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Sat...

Q: How many Apple


Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take t...

McDonalds Monoply Contest Slogans


More than a billion screwed.
Contest error: c...

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged...


When asked for her occupation, a woman charged...

A rose by any other


A rose by any other name would stick you just ...