The Camping Trip
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect d...
Plant Jokes
A man with three daughters
Was sitting on his couch one day when his oldes...
People say Steve Jobs died too soon
I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's a...
A simple SFW joke
Son: Dad, why are you spanking me? I admitted I...
GF asked me last night "Do you even know why I like cherry coke??"
"...because it's so delicious."
Dean of Women...
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school...
what looks good hangin from a tree
a apple and a black guy
What is better than a rose on a piano?
Tulips on the organ.
(I'll show myself out...)
I need help remembering a joke
I can't remember the punch line. I don't rememb...
A few jokes my friend told me...
What do you call a bitten apple? -An Iphone.
Wh...
The German Baby Joke
So there is this couple and they adopt a baby f...
A young minister was just starting out at his first pastoral job.
He was still very shy and unconfident, having r...
Which company makes the best apple cider?
Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's...
A girl walks up to her dad...
And asks "dad why am I named daisy?" The dad re...
I like my women just like Apple...
Manafactured in China.
This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store..
What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?
...
There was a new machine at the gym today.
I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt ...
I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question.
The interviewer asked what my passion was and I...
The world loves Apple
But Apple's CEO loves banana's
What did Samsung say after Apple came out of the closet?
But I'm gayer and water resistant!
What's worst than finding a worm in an apple?
The holocaust
How to get rich
A young man asked an old rich man how he made h...
Apple CEO
While world is crazy about Apple........
its C...
Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish?
Because it's baked in an oven...