Plant Jokes

Plant Jokes

The Farmer and the Magical Trucker

It was a bright sunny day, and the Farmer was t...

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing ...

A Doctor and engineer

A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
D...

A sexually active, middle-aged woman

informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted he...

BREAKING NEWS: ISIS purchases large quantities of Apple's iPhone.

[Developing...](http://www.digitaltrends.com/mo...

A preteen girl cried when I popped her cherry without permission.

It was her fault for leaving fruit on the ground!

Three young boys are talking about the creepiest people they know.

The first boy says, "I heard old man Jones once...

So Apple wants to diversify their company...

They should just press the home button three ti...

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

If you think your girlfriend has a great sense of humor...

try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a...

Game of Thrones [SPOILERS]

I heard that John Snow was part of the Apple Wa...

Don't ever debate with an absurdist...

because you will always chair apple man with ha...

I went to dinner with my younger sister

at a local Mexican Restaurant, and the waitress...