What is the name of Apple's revolutionary new product that allows elite pirates to see from their eyepatches.

Why is the Apple...

They don't have Windows installed. ;)

A man using apple...

..or maybe it was a church or a grocery store or something

3 guys get...

3 guys (for this joke we will call them Joe, Ben and Eric) get stranded on an...

Knock Knock Who's...

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !

What did the...

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He...

The missionaries...

Three missionaries were caught by a tribe of cannibals and told they had to...

A Brit, a...

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve...

How do terrorists...

Allah mode.

If you need your...

....but there's plenty of Apple Jews.

College meals are...

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them â and...