It was a bright sunny day, and the Farmer was tending his fields as usual. Around noon, a Trucker rolled up, stopping beside the field the farmer was working that day. "Hey farmer, that's some mighty fine honeysuckle you have there. Mind if I grab myself some jars of honey?" The Farmer, thinking the Trucker a fool, waved him on. "Sure, you go right ahead." Sure enough, an hour later the Trucker came back with jars filled to the brim with honey! The Trucker left, leaving the Farmer astounded there in his fields. The next day, just like before, the Trucker rolled up again at noon. "Hey Farmer, thanks again for the honey. Would you mind if I help myself to some milk from that field of milkweed?" Certain that the Trucker couldn't pull off the same feat twice, the Farmer once again let him go ahead with a wave. An hour passed, and the Trucker came back, jugs of milk splashing about in his arms. "Thanks again Farmer!" The Trucker drove away and the Farmer was, again, left shocked in his fields. On the third day, the Farmer was expectant, and just as before the Trucker drove up at noon. "Hi again Farmer. Those are some mighty fine fields of pussywillow you got there. Mind if I help myself to some?" The Farmer was quick to reply.
"Hold on Trucker, I'm coming with you this time."
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