What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

What goes round...

What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

What would you...

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays...

Why do they call...

they are filled with Arab semen.

What do you say...

Can I have fries with that please?

Why did the...

Because haram is bae

What is the...

Not much really, they're both annoying pricks.

Why cant you take...

It might pikachu

What trick can...

Make an audience dissappear

Why did the...

It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs.

What's the...

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money