Although he was born years ago in Bethlehem.
He was not a miraculous child. Weighing a mere 10 pounds when born, his birth was not celebrated. His father left the family almost immediately.
Skin as pink as Dahlia, he began crawling within a day.
He drank milk and ate vegetables within the second day.
By the third, he attempted to form words with his tiny tongue, but they hardly resembled the spoken language. Within a week, hair had grown all over his body and he ran faster than any child in town.
By the second week, he stood 2 feet tall and proud.
He didn't live beyond the third week. A lion devoured him.
He was not missed because he wasn't a human child.
He was a goat.
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