A man walks into a bar and sees a short man playing maple leaf rag

"Wow! I've never seen anything like it!"

The bartender in the back yells, "Yeah, there's a genie in the other room"

The man, filled with awe, goes to the genie and asks for a million bucks. A million ducks start quacking around him.

The man, very confused, walks back to the bartender. "What's wrong with this genie?"

The bartender replies, "He's a little hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

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