Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

Weighing Pigs


A man decides he wants to have a pig roast, so...

You could feed them a lot faster


There was once a man from the city who was vis...

Oinkin with pigs


Your Mama is so fat, that when she went to the...

Nice Pigs


President Clinton returned from a trip to Arka...

Redneck Jedi


You might be a redneck Jedi if...Your Jedi rob...

Bad Heart


Q: What do you do when a pig has a heartatack?...

Pig Under Her Arm


Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a ...

3 little pigs


The first little pig walked into the bar and s...

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS


When you take a long time, you're slow.
When ...

The Special Pig


One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-...

If a pig loses its


If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgr...

Whats the difference...


Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?....

Prize pig


A farmer, talking to a neighbor, is bragging a...

Women with duck


Women goes into a bar with a duck under her ar...

Clinton Hijinx


Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White Ho...

18 Holes


A man needs a place to stay for the night so h...

Discipline


Let a pig and a boy have everything they want,...

Getting Old'


Three old men were sitting around talking abou...

Chauvinist Pig!


Q: What's the definition of a male chauvinist ...

Tuns of Puns! Part III


What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
Fren...

Road accident with Clinton


Bill Clinton and his driver are in a hurry, so...

She was only...


She was only the........admiral's daughter, bu...

55 Ways to Get Rid of a Bad Date


1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and s...

Speculation


If people from Poland are called Poles, why ar...

Shut up pig


There is a lady laying in bed.


At about mid...