Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.
The seventy year old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to urinate, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour because my pee barely trickles out."
"Heck, that's nothing." said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a dump, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible."
The ninety year old says, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I whiz like a racehorse and at 8:30 I take a dump like a pig."
The eighty year old looked at the seventy year old, then looked back at the ninety year old incredulously and asked, "So what's your problem?"
The ninety year old replies, "I don't wake up till eleven."
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