President Clinton returned from a trip to Arkansas aboard Air Force One.
As he descended the steps, the Marine at the bottom of the steps saluted
and noticed the President was carrying a pig under each arm. "Nice pigs,
sir." Said the Marine. "I'll have you know young man," the President said,
"that these are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks, and I got one for Hillary and
one for Chelsea." The Marine saluted once more and said, "Excellent trade,
sir."
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