Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

Lawyer quickies 5


Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?A: An imp...

Dad is rich


An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that s...

You vs. Your Boss


When you take a long time, you're slow.
When ...

Three newlywed couples were having breakfast...


Three newlywed couples were having breakfast t...

College Entrance Exam


Time Limit: 3 weeks
YOU MUST ANSWER TWO OR MO...

This little piggie went to the bar


So this pig walks into the bar and orders a be...

A blonde is walking down the street with a...


A blonde is walking down the street with a pig...

Animal Menagerie


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

Couples on Vacation


One day three couples in a minivan are heading...

Three Hillbillies


Three hillbillies are ogling a pig.


First gu...

Mrs Johnson


A man was sued by a woman for defamation of ch...

The Top 15 Misguided Sequels (Part II)


15> The Birds II: Avian Influenza


14> ...

Why do we say something


Why do we say something is out of whack? What ...

PiG!!!


"Never eat more than you can lift!" -- Miss Pi...

The Top 15 Rediscovered Episodes of Classic TV Shows


15> Mork & Mindy: Mork is detained by t...

Road Rage


A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain...

And a Pig?


A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided ...

Q. What do


Q. What do the TV shows 'Green Acres' and 'R...

The Top 16 Signs Your Fast Food Order Has Been Outsourced


16> You're surprised and delighted to hear ...

Q. Why do blondes where pig tails?...


Q. Why do blondes where pig tails?


A. Handl...

Lawrence Of Poland


Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pi...

Heard On Noahs Ark


10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple ...

Pig

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Three Little Pigs

A pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of ...

If Only Men Would Listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain ro...