I was driving down a country road one day and noticed a farmer walking along side the road and with him was a three legged pig. Curiosity got the best of me, I stopped the car to ask about his three legged pig..... Oh this pig is a special pig!! you see awhile back our house caught fire while we slept and this here pig broke down the door and dragged us all out to safety! That's a great story I said but that doesn't explain his missing leg? Well you see said the farmer, a pig like this you just don't eat all at once.......
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