Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

The animal's warning


A farmer and his pig were driving down the roa...

I'd Love to But


I want to spend more time with my blender.
The...

You know you're in a red-neck hospital when...


Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a sp...

What Advertisements Really Mean


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Shakespearean Humor


Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? He...

Gateway: Why East Indians Work in Tech Support


One day Gateway conducted a call out meeting f...

A Frenchman and Two Friends


A frenchman and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hin...

How do you mate an


How do you mate an [ethnic] male with a pig?
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Men and Women


The difference between men and women: A man is...

Sleeping in the barn


A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...

A man and a woman are driving...


A man and a woman are driving down the same ro...

C'mere pig


Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and...

The Blonde and the three Pigs


There were three pigs and a blonde in a bar. T...

Three Little Pigs


One day the first grade teacher was reading th...

Hit a Pig


A farmhand is driving around the farm, checkin...

sleep in the barn


A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manag...

Shipwreck


A guy, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a...

Crazy English!


Let's face it - English is a crazy language. T...

Nothing


What happens when you cross a pig with a lawye...

When Lyndon Johnson was running for congress...


When Lyndon Johnson was running for congress h...

PIG!


A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain r...

Karate

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A...

The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines


12> Wimpy -- "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday fo...

He Said - She Said


He Said...She Said:


He said... I don't know...

Pig-ipede


What do you get when you cross a pig and a cen...