Three Little Pigs

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs
to her class. she came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying
to accumulate the building materials for his home. she read, "...and so the pig
went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'pardon me sir,
but may i have some of that straw to build my house?'" the teacher paused then
asked the class, "and what do you think that man said?" one little boy raised
his hand and said, "i know"..he said 'holy s***! a talking pig!'"