Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

What's the definition of a male chauvinist...


What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig...

Worse than a Chauvinist?


What's the one thing worse than a male chauvin...

Fun Factoids


[Some of these ideas are news to me, so I've d...

The Fat Woman & the Duck


A big, fat lady walks into a bar with a duck u...

A Rabbi, a Hindu and a Lawyer. . .


A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. T...

Three men were traveling in rural America...


Three men were traveling in rural America when...

Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?...


Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A...

Farm Inventory


It was time to take an inventory of the animal...

Painful Puns


Hangover: The wrath of grapes.


Income Tax: C...

Rush Limbaugh


Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out drivi...

How bad a mistake


How bad a mistake can you make on your resume?...

A pig walks into a bar


A pig walks into a bar and says to the bartend...

sleep in the barn


A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manag...

I'll use my Seeing Eye dog


There was once a man from the city who was vis...

Shoot The Pig


A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checkin...

Easy Ways to Say No


I'd love to, but...


1 I have to floss my cat...

Wrestling with a pig


Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling wi...

Sexist Pig Joke


Why do women have legs?
So they can get from ...

Survey


Single men always say, "Why buy the cow when y...

Lawyer quickies 5


Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An i...

The Top 15 Unforeseen Effects of a Hollywood Writers' Strike


15> New "ER Survivor" hybrid has the docs a...

Top 15 Dishes Prepared with Household Pets


15. Angelfish Cake


14. Hamster and Cheese o...

Lawyer One Liners #4


** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? H...

Women with duck


Women goes into a bar with a duck under her ar...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a ...