So this guy is driving down the road with some penguins. Now some guys have penguins; this dude had some penguins! Dozens and dozens of the little dudes all piled up in guy’s car cruising down the road. Well this state trooper sees him and pulls him over. Trooper walks up to the car, “Mister, I’m going to give you a ticket if you don’t take all these penguins straight to the zoo!”
Guy in the car goes, “Yes sir!” and rides out. Well the next day the same state trooper is posted up in the same spot and sees the same guy drive by with the same penguins! All the same penguins, all piled up in dude’s car: stacked up in the backseat, hanging out the trunk, everywhere! Today, though, they’re all wearing sunglasses. So the trooper walks up to the driver, “Mister, didn’t I tell you yesterday to take all these penguins to the zoo?!!”
“Yes sir, I did. Today we’re going to the beach!”
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