Parrot Jokes

Parrot Jokes

Mama's Bible

Four brothers left home for college, and they b...

Parrot Joke

One day a man went to an auction. While there, ...

Parrot with no legs (NSFW)

My uncle told me this joke, when I was a kid:

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A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home.

But the parrot starts insulting him and gets re...

Three brothers are buying their mum birthday presents

Three successful brothers are all buying their ...

A black man walks into a bar...

A black man walks into a noisy, crowded bar wit...

Why did the drug lord name his parrot Mary?

Mary wanna cracker

Get it? Marijuana- I'll see...

A black man walks into a bar...

A black man walks into a bar with a beautiful p...

Never take a parrot to church!

A pastor asked one of his members not to bring ...

A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bar man asks, "Whoa, cool. Where did you ge...

Yet another lady goes to the pet shop...

...Looking to buy a talking parrot. The shopkee...

A young woman named Jane received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse...

A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "wow! That is beautiful! Wh...

A German Lady Goes in to a Petshop

She sees a parrot and buys it for the sticker p...

I saw a comment that requested more parrot jokes.

A man went into the pet shop to purchase someth...

What is a polygon?

A dead parrot.

A lady walks into a pet store...

She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its ...

A magician has been working on a cruise ship

...doing the same act for
many years. The aud...

Why was the mathematician concerned for his parrot?

Because polygon.

*Courtesy of my train conduct...

Christmas joke parrot...

A husband wanted to get a gift for his wife for...