A pirate walks into a bar...
A pirate with a peg leg, hook hand, eyepatch, a...
Parrot Jokes
One day, the wife welcomes her lover...
...but before they start their adulterous activ...
A man walks into a bar...
... and sees a horse behind the counter. After ...
Monty Python's parrot sketch 2.0
Somewhere in Turkey near the Syrian border a ma...
The Parrot Thing
A man walked into a shop where there was the s...
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. :^)
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder
The bartender looks at him and his parrot and s...
2 men and their thirst for extreme!
2 men are standing on the ledge of a cliff... O...
I dated a girl with a parrot once. Hideous thing that would not shut up.
The parrot was cool though.
So a father loses his parrot he's lost and doesn't see him for years, four to be exact. The parrot, Dave, comes back home and all of a sudden he speaks spanish.
The dad looks at his son and says "son why can'...
A lady went to an auction...
And was smitten by a beautiful parrot for sale...
Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household?
It speaks a pidgin language.
Have you ever stroked a parrot?
I bet you've stroked a cockatoo...
What does a parrot named Larry talk about?
Vocabulary
Neck Collar
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but c...
The Brothel Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotte...
A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder
The bartender then says
"Well that's special,...
I bought a parrot at an auction...
I bought a parrot at an auction, hoping that a ...
A magician was working on a cruise ship...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the ...
A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish
It's pretty common, all the language majors I k...
Bird jokes
A Black man walks into a bar with a Parrot on h...
So a Black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder...
The bartender says "Wow, that's something real ...
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Caring for mom
Three sons left home, went out on their own and...
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.
Getting back together, they discussed the gifts...