A husband wanted to get a gift for his wife for Christmas. He goes to a pet shop. He sees a parrot and a sign saying "special". The man asked the clerk What was special. The clerk replied "when you put a lit match under its foot it will sing. " the man buys the parrot and shows him to his wife. They put a match under one foot and it sang jingle bells. They put another match under the other foot and it sang silent night. Then they put a match under both feet. He then sang "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
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