Parrot Jokes

Parrot Jokes

The Christmas Parrot

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran int...

Never talk to the parrot

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her ...

Passing A Parrot

A lady was walking down the street to work and ...

There's A Parrot On The Plane

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised t...

Parrot Talk

There was once a very stupid parrot that could ...

Will's Humor

"Live in a way such that you would not be asham...

The Parrot

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Parrot Auction

One day a man went to an auction. While there, ...

You Know You're a Redneck If 4

Your parrot can say, "Open up, it's the police!"

Where Did You Get that Thing?

A huge black man entered in a bar with a huge a...

The Birds

A sailor came home from his 5-year sea voyage, ...

The Parrot MkXXIII

A very lonely old lady buys a parrot from a pet...

Amazing Facts 21

rats have more bones than men
parrot can see b...

Parrot Troopers

A detachment of paratroopers was practicing in ...

Doing the Splits

An English professor complained to the pet shop...

A Talking Parrot

Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so sh...

The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and...

A naked lady walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.

The bartender says That's a nice pig you got th...

A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar

The bartender asks: Hey cool, where'd you get i...

So a Black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder...

The bartender says "Wow, that's something real ...

3 guys are walking next to some mud and find some bricks.

They want to see who can throw the bricks the h...

A pirate captain walks into a bar...



...with a peg leg, a steering wheel hanging f...

A lady goes to her priest one day...

... and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I h...

David received a parrot for his birthday

The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude ...