News-of-the-weird Jokes

News-of-the-weird Jokes

1998 Predictions for 1999


Some 1999 predictions made in December 1998 by...

Dear Dad & Mom...


Dear Dad & Mom,Our scoutmaster told us all...

INSPIRATION: If at first you don't succeed


Monday Morning Eye Openers:Imaginative and cre...

History Test (not really humor...)


1. Which state has the fewest counties?2. How ...

A Train Wreck Waiting to Happen


Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for t...

Kennedy and Lincoln


Dont know how much of it is accurate...


Abra...

Some funny signs


Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Mass-"Sleep w...

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect


Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide...

In The News - Excerpts from the LA Times


Includes some late night humor, and rec.humor....

Bank Pens


Why is there never a working ballpoint pen att...

Why we don't understand the English Language


1. We must polish the Polish furniture.2. He...

A Friends Oath


This is probably the most honest "friendship" ...

The Ketchup Gang


REUTERS -- A gang of Hong Kong muggers has bee...

Talking in the Restroom


Leaving Montreal, I decided to stop at one of ...

These are actual newspaper headlines


These are actual newspaper headlines gathered ...

Complaining about cost of service


The locksmith who unlocked a car door & to...

Tourist Visas


I was once with a tour group visiting the UK. ...

Child Care News Item


A Gastonia, N.C., couple were arrested after t...

Ode to the 90s


ON JAN. 1, 2000, I'll wear a T shirt that says...

The Legal System and Cigars


Editors Note: There is absolutely no reason to...

News: Washington and the School Board


School officials in Columbus, Ga., assigned ai...

The choice of a new generation


A 20-year-old Texas man has been arrested afte...

I will hunt you down


Real news snippetHagerstown, Md., Volunteer fi...

HOW TO WRITE GOOD


HOW TO WRITE GOODby Frank L. ViscoMy several y...

Flying Humor


All of the following are said to be true stori...