Real news snippetHagerstown, Md., Volunteer firefighter Andrew Ebner was heading home from battling a late-night fire when he noticed he was being followed. Then the driver of the truck tailing him fired three shotgun blasts at Ebner's pickup truck, hitting the tailpipe and blowing out a window. Finally, Ebner stopped his truck along the country road. That's when the shooter, Kenneth Ramsburg, realized he had the wrong guy. Ramsburg apologized, offered to pay for the damage and gave Ebner his business card. Then, police say, he drove 10 miles to a liquor store parking lot, where he found his intended victim and shot him in the leg.
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