ON JAN. 1, 2000, I'll wear a T shirt that says:"I Survived This Decade"in a french blue shirtand a gold tie.a thousand cappuccinos.a hundred martinis.It didn't rockbut it didn't suckeither.I part-time telecommutedas a Webmasterfor a dot comin Y2K consulting.They said it wastemp-to-perm.it didn't paybut there were options.I swung by the office to make trades.(Not that there's anythingwrong with that.)cause we had a T1 Lineand there was a bull marketwith a strong,virile President.and you never knewwhen it couldcrash.I was a millionaire at 27for thirty seconds.I dug grunge.then eighties.Tony Bennet.then Chumbawumba.how bizzare.how bizzare.smoked Cohibas.(Not that there's anythingwrong with that.)but I didn't inhale.Alrighty, then...I learned HTMLand swing dancing.moved to Seattlebut I was back on the redeye.why did I eatthose krispy kremes?it all seemed like a good ideaat the time.I had a Pentium IIIyeahbabyyeahwith 9 gigs and a DVD.It can do anythingeven play movies.I fell in lovein a chatroomwith a .BMPI got the .JPEGI wasn't so sure.....I got emails,but I couldn't Replymy server was downand our IT can't handle the MIS.And my email didn't allow enclosures...her ICQ was in my PDAbut I upgraded andthe memory's gone.
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