School officials in Columbus, Ga., assigned aides to alter textbook photos of Emanuel Leutze's famous painting"Washington Crossing the Delaware" because some parents thought George's pocket watch, dangling against his thigh, might appear to 5th-graders to be our first president's privates. The aides spent two weeks touching up 2,300 textbooks.
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