News-of-the-weird Jokes

News-of-the-weird Jokes

Dead Tired


Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work...

Death & y2k


On a recent visited to a cemetery, I saw a dua...

Watching the boy grow up...


Tell you about my kid after he got his BowFlex...

They make 'em big in Texas


A Texan lands in Sydney for the Olympics, and ...

Define "Serious" (news item)


"This is extremely serious. " -- Don Perry, of...

Teen-age girls often have babies


Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by m...

News Briefs


* HE'S GOT A WIENER! -- The FBI in Nashville i...

Grammar Mistake


This was an actual message on the top of an ic...

The Top 12 Signs Your 15 Minutes of Fame are Almost Up


12> [*beep*]


"Hi, this is Bob in Obituari...

Latin Course To Be Canceled--No


Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among...

Coping With Job Stress


At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr...

Kitty Litter Cake


This is a REAL recipe for a rather tasty, but ...

Fun Factoids


[Some of these ideas are news to me, so I've d...

Banker's Poetry


At a bankers' dinner the other evening a banke...

A Scant 100 years ago...


It May Be Hard to Believe That A Scant 100 Yea...

The Top 15 Ben & Jenny's Ice Cream Flavors


15> Vanilla Caramel Split


14> Slight P...

Real TV Promotions


ABC-TV TO ADVERTISE ON FRUITGet ready for ABC'...

Job humor...or is it?


'COMPETITIVE SALARY:' We remain competitive by...

Cold Wave Linked to TemperaturesHalf


Cold Wave Linked to TemperaturesHalf of U.S. H...

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are


Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear:...

What I've Learned


WHAT I'VE LEARNED...... I've learned that I...

Local High School Dropouts Cut


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vac...

News: Impersonating your wife


Joshua Marete Mutuma, 32, was arrested in Mode...

Drink Beer rather than Milk


"College students are savvy. Nobody's going to...

Dead Horse Tales


Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discov...