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Deer Kill 17,000
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The Motel and the Wrong Number


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Get off the corner


A rookie police officer was assigned to ride i...

Coffee Warning


This actually appears on the coffee cup that i...

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After


Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jo...

$0.00 due


TRUE STORY (SO I'M TOLD)If you think computers...

Warning Labels


The scary part is somebody must have done it b...

Only in America


Only in America...can a pizza get to your hous...

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently is


Subject: The Alaska Department of Fish and Gam...

BAD checks.


A woman who was a science fiction fan had all ...

Corpse in Forest Fire


Fire authorities in California found a corpse ...

News: Ship Ahoy!


Real life news article:A Danish man set off a ...

Bad Days


Think YOU'RE having a bad day? It seems like s...

March Planned For Next AugustBlind


March Planned For Next AugustBlind Bishop Appo...

1994's Most Bizarre Suicide


At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the ...

Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to


Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunte...

Art 1, Life 0


Not really funny, but man, what a world...A Fr...

Hospitals are Sued by 7


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Include y...

Dead Chicken?


Kay Martin, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, g...

Bad promotional idea


At this point, two things seem clear: It will ...

Bad Day


The following from a Florida newspaper:


A ma...

Truth in Advertising


A sign found posted outside a steakhouse: ...

British Gas sends out �2.3 trillion bill (True Story)


Utility British Gas has admitted sending one o...

Arline Incidents


All believable, but un-verrified at this time....

Senior Management


"Senior Managers" (aka "Big Wheels") at the Ma...