Sometimes, eating road kill
Can be a big moose steak
Moose Jokes
They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h.
Not very funny but at least you learned something
What is a tortoises favorite food?
Tortellini.
What is Luigi's favorite food?
Li...
Classic Rocky and Bullwinkle pun
On a December trip to Frostbite Falls, Minneso...
Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died?
It's all a big moostery
Does Canada even have a president?
Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest...
Blondes
Two Blondes were walking past a Wisconsin dairy...
What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?
A Mexican moose
A moose walks into a bar and heads to the restroom...
A moose walks into a bar and goes to the bathro...
No punchline.
(The punchline of these jokes is that there is ...
There's no police in Canda...
If your car is faster than a moose
Three blondes were walking through a forest...
Three blondes were walking through a forest whe...
Two friends Tom and Dan were on a moose hunt
Two guys Tom and Dan were on a moose hunt and d...
A man takes a tour at the Royal Canadian Mint...
"Hello, my name is John, and Ill be your guide ...
I was very confused the other dah
I was discussing religion with a man and he cla...
What do you call an Irish-Canadian?
a Mickey Moose
Three blondes were walking through the forest...
...and they came upon some tracks.
The first o...
What do you call a moose with no name?
Anonymoose
What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?
15 lbs and a flannel shirt.
What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?
50 pounds and a flannel.
A Scotsman is visiting America
...and decides to go hunting. While in the wood...
Two hunters had just finished hunting moose in the middle of nowhere...
They make it back to the small airport nearby, ...
Sarah Palin went Moose Hunting.
It was a cold day in B.F.E, Alaska and Sarah Pa...
Polish Hunters
Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired...
Two blondes are on a hike through the woods
They come across some tracks and stop to figure...