They make it back to the small airport nearby, and argue with the pilot about flying home.
"There's no way my plane is gonna make it anywhere with that huge moose in it!" says the pilot.
"We had this same argument last year with a pilot, and he flew us out of here." says one of the hunters.
The pilot mulled it over a little, and doubled his price, but agreed to take them on.
Everything gets loaded up, and the pilot does a shaky take-off, but manages to get into the air. Unfortunately, he doesn't make it far before the load becomes too much for the plane, and they crash land back into the woods.
Luckily, everyone survives, and as the second hunter stumbles out of the wreckage, he asks the first, "How far did we make it?"
The first looks around and says, "About 100 feet further than last year."
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