A moose walks into a bar and goes to the bathroom to shave his face. He gets whiskers all over the place and casually strolls out of the bathroom. The bartender, being the only worker in the bar at the time, went into the bathroom after the moose to make sure that there was enough toilet paper, towels, etc. He sees the moose whiskers all over the place and goes back out to the bar where the moose is standing in the middle of the room.
The bartender is very upset. He asks the moose, "Hey, you, why don't you go in there and clean up your whiskers? This is my bar, not your bathroom at home!"
The moose looks at him and responds, "MAUUUU MAUUAU MOOOAHHHHHHH MAUUUUUUU MMOAHHHHHH"
"MAUUUUUUU MAUUUAMAUUUUU"
"MAAUUU"
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