Two guys Tom and Dan were on a moose hunt and didn't get even one shot yet, so they decided to dress up as a female moose and try to attract one. The only moose costume they found required two people. Tom told Dan," I'll take the front legs and use the moose call, you be the hind legs and have a loaded rifle ready". Dan agrees and they go and get ready and out in the woods Tom starts using the moose call and a male moose with a huge erection comes running to them. Dan tries to get out and panics,"Tom,the zipper is stuck what do we do ?". Tom looked back and saw the male moose trying to mount them and said,"I'm gonna start grazing here,you just hold on"
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