A girl realised she had grown hair between her legs...
She got worried and asked her mother about that...
Monkey Jokes
mother and her monkey(baby)
. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driv...
A woman and bus
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The drive...
What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?
Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits...
A woman holding a baby gets into a bus....
and the bus driver exclaims: "Oh my, what an ug...
What do you get when a monkey and a human make a baby?
Ask your mother.
RIP
The man who invented predictive text.
His fun...
How do you open a banana safe?
With a monkey.
^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^my ^^^^wa...
How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!
How can you open a banana?
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With a monkey!
A monkey walks into a bar...
...and asks the bartender:
- Do you have banan...
Chinese New Year
February 6 is the start of the Chinese New Year...
George W Bush looked exactly like a chimpanzee, and Michelle Obama has the face of a gorilla...
The White House should be the name of the monke...
Chapter 3: The attack of the Man-Ape!
Two weeks have passed since that day at the doj...
What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?
Terrible at CC
Just heard this one at the pub: What do you call a monkey with a suicide vest?
Ba***boom!***
^(Don't worry, I kicked him out...
Why are blacks excited for 2016?
Because it is the year of the monkey.
Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
Which is why I'm not allowed within 100 yards o...
A woman gets on a bus with ..
her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's th...
How can you open a banana?
With a monkey!
Ever hear of the Infinite Monkey Theorem?
It goes something like if an infinite number of...
A monkey climbs a banana tree
So a monkey climbs a banana tree one day and is...