Jokes from a special needs adult

I take care of special needs adults for a living, yes I know I deal with redditors on a daily basis and I do it on the internet too lol ANYWAY, the one guy I take care of mostly is mentally around 6 to 9 years old. So I got him to start telling jokes here are some examples:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side because he dropped his egg nog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he dropped his pocket outside.

Why does Megatron keep running out of energon cubes? Because he keeps drinking monkey juice.

I know, they're terrible, but given the context of the who that is coming up with them I say they're pretty good.

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.