A monkey walks into a bar...

...and asks the bartender:

- Do you have bananas?
- No.
- Do you have bananas?
- I said, no.
- Do you have bananas?
- No, are you deaf or what? If you ask me one more time if I have bananas, I'll NAIL your tongue at the counter!

- ... Do you have nails?
- No.
- Do you have bananas?

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