Monkey Jokes

Monkey Jokes

Laughter is the Best Medicine

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint...

Monkey and Computer...

If you put a million monkeys on a million keybo...

Most likely joke ever!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus ...

The dog & the leopard

A man decided to go on a safari. He took his fa...

Angry mum

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The drive...

“Kindly let me help you or you will drown,”...

...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a...

A Women gets on a bus with here baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...

"But no mom, i tricked him..."

Jenny was a child who just entered primary scho...

A monkey was smoking weed

sitting on a tree. A lizard spots and asks what...

A philosopher, mathematician, and accountant were asked what 1+1=?

The philosopher responded, "The idea of 'samene...

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...

A monkey at a zoo passes away, and no monkeys are left to replace it

A desperate man is hired to dress in a Monkey S...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby

The bus driver says: "that's the ugliest baby i...

Tom is hanging with John and John's monkey...

...and John asks "Do you want to see something ...

A monkey is sitting in a tree...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint,...

The Lion and the Monkey

A lion and lioness are sitting in their den, wh...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint,

...when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks u...

The creator of predictive text died today

His funfair is next monkey