NASA sends an astronaut and a monkey to Mars.
NASA sends 1 austronaut and 1 monkey to Mars. E...
Monkey Jokes
The man who invented autocorrect just died.
His funfair will be on Monkey.
TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A blonde takes part in a game show
[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts a...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says:..........
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...
There was once a monkey who wanted to play with bananas
His name was Bi-Curious George.
10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed...
...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama call...
What kind of key unlocks a banana?
A monkey.
Two monkeys having a bath
Two monkeys are about to have a bath.
The fir...
Anti jokes
What smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that ha...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs
She got worried and asked her mom about that ha...
Just For Laughs fun
A girl realized that she had grown hair between...
USA, UK and Russia start a war, who wins?
Answer: Russia wins because:
The Island Monke...
A man walks out of a bar...
He realizes he must be drunk after having seen ...
The Golden Monkey
A man is driving in the country when his car ru...
Where does a zookeeper take her pet monkey?
To go and get food stamps.
What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks ..
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint w...
A boy with a monkey ...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking...
Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was drunk
Why did the second monkey...
What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?
You're a prime mate!