The bus driver says: *''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''*
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: *''The driver just insulted me!''*
The man says: *''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''*
^^^Yes ^^^it ^^^is ^^^a ^^^stolen ^^^joke
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