There's been a shooting at a local bar...

And the only survivor is a monkey. The police ask the monkey what the men over at bar itself were doing. The monkey mimes them drinking. The police then ask the monkey what the group over in the corner were doing. The monkey mimes the group playing poker. The police ask the monkey what the group in the other corner were doing. The monkey mimes them drinking and playing poker. Finally the police ask what the monkey was doing. The monkey mimes shooting up the entire bar with a machine gun.

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