A man was driving down the highway when his truck broke down. He knew that all he needed to fix it was a monkey wrench.

He started walking down the side of the road when he saw all these black kids playing in a field with a lady standing on the porch watching them. 

He yelled to the woman, "You got a monkey wrench?" The lady said,

"Hell no, this ain't no monkey ranch, this here is a day care center

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