One night, a woman woke up in the middle of the night and found
her husband in the kitchen sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked.
He replied,"Do you remember when we were still dating, and your
father caught us making love, and he told me either marry my
daughter or you will spend the next 20 years in jail?"
"Of course, I remember. What made you think of that," she asked.
The husband replied with tears in his eyes, "Well, I would've
been getting out of jail today."
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