FBI FUN

The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in
to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in
and sits down. The interviewer asks him "Do you love your wife?"
so he replies "Yes I do, sir." "Do you love your country?" asks
the interviewer. "Yes I do, sir.", interviewer continues, "What
do you love more, your wife or your country?" he replies "My
country, sir." The interviewer looks at the man, "Okay. We
brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room
and kill her."
The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5
minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all
sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves. The second guy comes in
and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and
the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and
tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun down and
says "I can't do it..."
The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer
gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes
into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is
followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few
minutes. The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened,
and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and
says "What happened?!?!", to which the guy replies, "The gun you
gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"