A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken
and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending
vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under
the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw
the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think
I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
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