The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, I've got good news and bad news.
First the good news. Today we're going to change our underwear.
The troops start cheering wildly. Now the bad news, continues the Sarge. Smith, you change with Jones.
Andrews, you change with Murphy . . .
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